I didnt come up with all of em, but I think we all know which ones I did..  However, some of you dont know my old time classics as well as others, so feel free to ponder, kind sir.

"Everything falls apart, even the people who never frown eventually break down." 

"Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind." 

"Choose your future.. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"

"America: I can fuck you over as much as I want to, as long as you dont understand it." **

"Be good, or be good at it."

"Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time."

"Drugs are the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life."

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat."

"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"I smoke 7000 packs a day and I am never fucking quitting."


"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people."

"Everbody sets out to do something, and everybody does something, but no one does what they set out to do."

"People occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."

"I couldn't help it. I can resist everything except temptation."

"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age"

"Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it."